Monday, April 7, 2008

Random Questions

Here are some of the many questions that are currently on my mind right now, in a segment I like to call Random Questions.

-Why is Kim Kardashian famous? And why do us guys find her attractive? I mean, yeah, she has a fine ass, a slender body, and a great pair of tits, but I just don't see the appeal in her. As for sudden appearance as a celebrity, when did starring in a 'reality TV' show and going down on a black dude = instant stardom?

-What is with the stupid in-fighting between Clinton and Obama supporters on the net? I swear, reading the chatroom bitch-fights which break out whenever these two candidates are mentioned is the equivalent of two toddlers fighting about which of them is going to eat the last piece of candy in a container. Its so fucking embarrassing to read their comments 97% of the time. Look, we have two excellent candidates running for the Democratic ticket and I would be satisfied if Hillary or Obama won, but don't say you're going to vote for John McCain because your candidate lost and you want vengeance. It's not going to help end this War in Iraq, or attempt to fix some of the problems George Bush and Co. have wrought on our nation.

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What is it with my peer's fascination with MTV's hit show, The Hills? It's the same fucking scenario every season: these spoiled bimbos piss and moan about their jobs, fight with each over some shallow, near Abercrombie & Fitch model-looking guys that have cheated on them, and fight with each other about this, that, and some other trivial bullshit! And btw MTV: that's not reality TV, its a daily reminder of why high school sucks.

-Speaking of MTV, why doesn't MTV show music videos anymore??? There's a reason why so many of us used to watch your network: to watch artists and bands put out their artistic vision and come up with some cool videos to the songs we love. Now-a-days, the only time you guys actually play music videos is at night, when most of the populous is asleep!? Seriously guys, its high time you dumped shows like The Hills, Laguna Beach, and My Super Sweet Sixteen and started playing some damn music videos!

-After eight years of Bush Jr. disrespecting our Constitution, dragging the country into a hellish and unnecessary war in the Middle East, filling up his cabinet with partisan hacks and corporate cronies to high levels of power, extending the claws of partisanship to the Justice Department, exploiting America's fears of terrorism after 9/11 as a means to gain more political power and brand anyone who disagrees with the administration as unpatriotic and anti-American, and diminishing America's good name with scandals ranging from Guantanamo and Abu-Ghraib to Hurricane Katrina and Walter Reed, why the fuck is it that 28% of Americans still support George W. Bush?!?!? What fucking reason do you have to still support this incompetent dumbfuck?

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I can't figure out what is more annoying: Miley Cyrus or her haters. For the record, I don't hate Miley Cyrus, I just can't stand her teeny-bopper music crap she puts out, and I can't stand her show, Hanna Montana. At least Disney's last big star, Raven-Symone was more entertaining, and you didn't feel guilty in admitting that you thought she was talented and you liked watching, That's So Raven. As for her haters, please, get over yourselves. Miley may be another teeney-bopper getting her 15 minutes of fame, but at least she hasn't been sucking down on vodka and on a stranger's cock, and with the Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohan's of the world running around, i'll take Hanna Montana as a role model for young girls over those two whores any day of the week.

-What's the deal with texting? I know most of my peers do it, but I don't see the appeal. I know what you're thinking: what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm just unique like that.

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